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March 30, 2006

Engulfed!

Filed under News — How To Be Poor @ 9:56 am

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March 27, 2006

Crazy Project of the Month

Filed under Online Projects — How To Be Poor @ 11:30 pm

Hooray, two readers!

Ok, this one will take the cake for the most bizzare project of the month as far as I’m concerned. This was the most off-the-wall, crazy thing I decided to do on the Internet lately.

A friend of mine is a regular Mr. Fixit. Recently, he whipped out this tool he made – a neat little wooden compass for, you know, drawing circles. It uses an ordinary No. 2 pencil, which would draw on anything. By then, I had a massive “I used to work in construction” flashback, remembering desperately drawing much needed circular shapes with plates, ashtrays, anything round I could find … and, of course, a chunk of string.

The tool was so neatly executed out of scrap wood, I couldn’t resist buying the domain and making a one-pager. It took even less time than my Basement site, a total of about 40 minutes. A quick Photoshop crop-job, some circley artwork in Illustrator, an Irfanview batch resize and sharpen job, two absolutely-positioned div’s, and there you have it:

Wooden Compass, ladies and gentlemen.

For a mere $44.95 you can own a beautiful, handmade, faux-antique, real-antique design, durable, sturdy, blah, blah, carpenter’s compass. Too much, you say? How ’bout fifty bucks for a wrech at Sears? If it’s too much, you can go back to drawing cracked-out-looking circles with a piece of crappy shoelace and a hunk of brick.

Of course, no ads. Strictly sales. I’ll keep you posted. I think it’s totally worth the 40 minutes and $8.00 for the domain name.

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March 26, 2006

Small Business Woes

Filed under Miscellaneous — How To Be Poor @ 11:40 pm

I’ve been recently asked to take a look at a couple of servers at a friend’s friend’s small business. He seemed to be doing ok until I actually spoke with him.

It appeared the big thorn in his side was the IT, surprise, surprise. At first, VISA and MC decided that the merchants weren’t secure enough, so they instituted a mandatory software and hardware upgrade. Then the Point-of-Sale software people decided to do their own compliance upgrade, which would probably require upgrade of workstations AND the servers.

To make matters worse, the tech support on one of his software suites ended in May 2005. He’s about to do a major (forced) upgrade requiring extensive tech support. The helpdesk lady said it would be $500 to renew support up to May 2006, then another $500 from May 2006 to May 2007. Yeah, they do it in a retroactively-continious fashion.

Of course, everything would be an out-of-pocket expense for my friend. We’re taking several thousand, like, pushing ten grand. The problem just plopped on his lap, there, you’re out ten grand.

Thus, in the spirit of streamlining the IT, I walked around the location and took notes.

What surprised the most was not the crazy hodge-podge of random workstations homebrewed from all kinds of weird componenets, most stuck in PCI slots and attached to cases by bent paperclips. Neither it was the lack of personnel’s ambition to learn anything about these machines and how they operate. Neither it was a random DHCP router desperately handing out duplicate IPs while being stuck in a switch on the network with all static IPs (yeah, I know).

It was the utter and complete lack of backups. We’re talking, no one has a concept of backing up data.

My friend quickly understood that if his old AMD-K6 Point-of-Sale server blows a power supply and send the hard drive to hell, his business would literally stop. So I suggested getting an external SATA drive, a USB 2.0 enclosure, a copy of Acronis – a pretty good insurance policy for around $200.

He signed. I was just another IT guy trying to beat money out of him “for his own good”. Everywhere he looked, the evil IT folk was trying to shake money off him.

I thought about it, and agreed with my friend. Why is there a need to upgrade if everything is working beautifully? Why are these small business owners forced to pay for upgrades they don’t need?

On that discussion-stimulating note, I’m going to wrap up some quick affiliate marketing news and hit the sack.

  • Basement Flooded site appears to be highly lucrative in terms of per-click revenue, not total revenue (yet). While my 300SD site is lucky to break $0.10 per click, the basement site can rake in a couple of bucks. It’s not indexed by Google yet.
  • I wrote some php scripts for this site to display revenue. To show correct figures, I pull a couple of figures off AdSense and update them manually every day through FTP. Why? Keeps the site fresh as far as search crawlers are concerned.
  • I decided to do an experiment. I will not promote my How To Be Metal site AT ALL (see? no link). I want to see how long it takes to build an audience with no promotion whatsoever by doing a post every 2-3 days.
  • V for Vendetta is a very sweet movie. I happened to see it on an IMAX screen, so I was doubly blown away. You really have to go see it.
  • You thought I was sleazy with my Basement site? You’re wrong. Check out this sleazeball.

Peace.

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March 25, 2006

Something Totally Exciting

Filed under News — How To Be Poor @ 8:07 am

I think my wife and I are moving to Texas.

We’ve been talking the subject to death, considering pros and cons, but always trying to stay objective and not focus too much on the pros (too easy to get excited). So we employed the same strategy I used when I needed to decide whether to fix up my piece of crap Cavalier, garage the Benz, or drive the Benz, sell the piece of crap Cavalier.

So, it’s either moving to Texas and spending money on all related expenses, or grinding it out in Michigan and saving a little money.

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We decided we are going to do a recon mission into Texas and find out for ourselves whether it’s everything it’s cracked out to be. Life’s too short to sit on your ass, dreaming of what could have been.

So we bought a travel package from Hotwire – a week in a 2-star hotel, roundtrip tickets, rental car. Nine hundred bucks.

Before the purchase, however, I thought, “Maybe I’ll drive! I like driving, why wouldn’t I drive?

Driving to Texas from Michigan:

  • Hotel expense – $50 x 7 = $350
  • Fuel expense – ((1,500 mi x 2) / 26 mi/gallon) x $2.50/gallon = $288, probably $325 (stops, detours, city driving, construction, etc)
  • Two entire days wasted driving
  • Extreme car-lag and fatigue
  • Possible poor performance at job interviews due to the above
  • Possible car break-down (hey, it’s a road trip) -> extra expenses, wasted time, getting detoured and lost
  • Increasing car mileage dramatically

Flying to Texas from Michigan:

  • One time $900 charge, all taxes included.
  • Two extra days saved by not driving
  • Mood improved and job interviews aced due to being well-rested, cool, and collected

Is all that driving worth saving a couple of hundred dollars? Not to us, folks. Besides, I just made over a hundred on eBay by selling those Wal-Mart routers, so it’s a no-brainer for me.

Excited!

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March 22, 2006

Creating a Better Mousetrap

Filed under Online Projects — How To Be Poor @ 10:49 pm

Well, after promoting the Basement Flooded site, I stopped and realized that it made three times what I spent on it in just three days. Granted, someone from North Carolina got very excited and clicked the hell out of the ad links, but still.

So I was thinking of some more sleazy ways to make people click on those ad links.

  1. Promote your start-up sites from your more popular sites. Always works. Everyone is curious, and rightfully so.
  2. Achieve a healthy balanace between ads and content. Too much of either is bad.
  3. Create a few extras. Something unique that cannot be found elsewhere.
  4. Trap visitors by cutting off navigation in strategic spots. So-o-o-o-o sleazy. Like “what do I have to do to put you in this 1987 Buick Skylark“-sleazy.

I’m going to talk about #3 and #4. You’re curious already, I can tell.

Well, for #3, I jacked Jeffrey‘s idea about writing nifty little calculators. You give users some interactivity, and if everything is nifty enough, they will stay on the site longer and click them ads.

Want to see mine? Since I’m talking about flood damage (from rain, storm, hurricane), I thought it would be neat to calculate the impact all that water makes on a property (house + land). Not only it was a good exercise in php, it actually made me play with it for a while, plugging in different numbers and seeing what happens to the result.

For #4, I completely cut off the navigation from the calculator page and, inspired by Plenty of Fish, added more ads (3 blocks on that one page). You can go back, plug in new values, and recalculate, but you can’t find your way back to the articles. Possibly, you click an ad link to get out. Oops, I better not.  Apparently, this sleazy approach violated terms of use:

Site Functionality
Your site must not contain broken links and must be launched, functioning, and easily navigable.

Don’t forget about the sidebar of this site – revenue figures are updating automatically.

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