As I was driving to work this morning, I just about lost it. On some lady’s lawn I saw a crappy car – it was a white Geo Metro with a mutilated front end, rust, and two front spares. As you might have noticed, mutilated front ends and rusty spares automatically qualify a crappy car to be posted on my site. Naturally, I had to stop and take some pictures, clearly risking my own well-being because the owner could jump out of the house window at any time and chase after me. I was also late for work.
The reason I know the owner was a lady is because when I was almost done taking these pictures, she ran out of the house and started chasing me. Thankfully, I was parked nearby, my car still idling. As I hopped in and floored it, I saw her hurl a piece of brick at my car, but I was already too far away and the brick fell short. Through the diesel smoke, in the rear view mirrow I saw her pull out a legal pad and a pen out of her robe and start writing something down, perhaps my licence plate number.
Too bad for her I swapped the plates before I left the house this morning. Good luck finding me, lady.
It’s dangerous work taking pictures of all these crappy cars. Risking my ass for your entertainment. You better recognize.